"A SELF-PROCLAIMED Zimbabwean prophet accused of rape reportedly pulled a piece of magic on police officers by producing a live snake "out of the blue".
Oscar Chimusoro from Rushinga district stunned officers when a puff udder slithered into Rushinga Police Station on Wednesday last week amid scenes of "pandemonium", the Herald newspaper reported."

I found that mistype kind of funny. Like the story. And this headline:

My teenage boyfriend cheated on me with teacher, says mother of three

In other news, The White Stripes will cost $42.50 plus whatever taxes / charges. I don't like that too much. I may spend the money on the main event of the Jazz & Blues fest, which was just announced: David Clayton-Thomas. That's pretty cool. July just gets more ridonculous. It's like a year's worth of music crammed into a month! Three of the FOL's acts are to be announced tomorrow. To keep with my choppy writing today, Aerosmith's $59.50 tickets come to $75 with "charges". Stupid. But... still pretty damn reasonable, I think.