Well, crap.

You... you helped me win a hockey pool once. Now, you are crap.

And YOU! You're really crap. Calling a penalty in OT that causes a team to lose a game they should've won... after not calling Montreal's captain getting a stick in the eye (he never came back). That's sooo crap. It's crap on top of crap. It's a pile of CRAP! Your calls and non-calls influenced the game too much. You are a pile of farty shitty crap crap.

(This would be a 4-minute penalty, right? No, not tonight.)