My niece will be four years old on Valentine's Day. Apparently, my niece decided today to not be a mermaid anymore (She's wanted to be Ariel for a while now. Even asked for a bra once, to have the pink clamshelled-chest look). Her new career of choice is the priesthood. After my sis and her hub looked at each other in surprise, they asked her why. She came out with three reasons very quickly (she'd thought this through, you see). They are:

1. She likes to sing, and she'd get to sing a lot as a priest.
2. The priest gets to be front and center, getting lots of attention.
3. The priest gets to hand out the daily bread every week.

Well, who could argue with logic like that, eh? They told her that she could do all that stuff and not be a priest, but she held firm. Priestin' is where it's at. It's a good thing I haven't heard any stories of her streaking lately. That would make a congregation real uncomfortable.