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Steverino ex machina.

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Location: Charlottetown, PEI, Canada

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


Fighting my way against tooth decay takes everything I've got.
Getting a break from more cavities, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't I like to get away!

Since every time I go...

All of the workers know my name,
and they're always glad I came.
I wanna be where I can see,
my X-rays are all the same.
I wanna check-up that's cavity-less
and plain.

I wanna be where I can see,
my X-rays are all the same.
I wanna check-up that's cavity-less
and plain.

(dooo, do-da do-da doo-doooo...)

Had my scheduled check-up at the denist's today. Again, more cavities. I floss, I brush, I fluoride rinse. I don't ever recall having a cavity-free check-up in my life. From any dentist. EVARRR. I hate my mouth. Why can't I have a normal mouth, or a cavity-proof one like my wife? I would love the mouth part of one of those Extreme Makeovers. Just rip all the cavity-prone bastards out and screw in some falsies, Doc.

2 Comments:

Blogger Chunks said...

Some of us are just doomed Steverino. At least you don't get the runs or have a racing heart and need IV sedation like 'some people I know (in the mirror)'. The screw in falsy kind are frigging expensive eh? 6/49 baby!!

11:12 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steverino, do you drink much milk? I had always done well with no cavities until I lived off-campus my last year of university. I was slack and didn't drink much milk, and that year (and a bit after) I got a number of cavities - I reverted back to my milk-drinking ways and have only had one since. Maybe unrelated, but they always said that milk was good for your teeth.

11:14 am  

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