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Location: Charlottetown, PEI, Canada

Monday, August 27, 2007


They tried to make you go to rehab
You said, "No, no, no"
Now you're bloodied and black, you should've gone back,
You stubborn ho, ho, ho

You'll die any time
Even if you think you're fine
Just suck it up and go to rehab
You should go, go, go

What's so great being home with Ray?
He can't save you every day
'Cause there’s no way, no way that you'll get sa-aved
By a paramedic Donnie Hathaway

You're not showing lots of class
Since you're out of it kickin' Blake's poor a-ass.

They're trying to make you go to rehab
You say, "No, no, no"
Now you're bloodied and black, you should've gone back,
You stubborn ho, ho, ho

You'll die any time
Even if you think you're fine
Just suck it up and go to rehab
You should go, go, go

The man said, "Why you think you here?"
Why would you have an idea
You're whacked out... you're acting like a baby
'Cause you always keep a bottle near

Maybe it's just that you’re depressed
Success? Hit tunes?
Why you such a mess?

They're trying to make you go to rehab
You say, "No, no, no"
Now you're bloodied and black, you should've gone back,
You stubborn ho, ho, ho

You should never ever drink again
You just, ooo, need some friends
You should go and spend 10 weeks
To get yourself finally on the mend

Is it just your pride?
Pride's no good if you have died.

They're trying to make you go to rehab
You say, "No, no, no"
Now you're bloodied and black, you should've gone back,
You stubborn ho, ho, ho

You'll die any time
Even if you think you're fine
Just suck it up and go to rehab
You should go, go, go

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Oh, Amy... you of such incredible talent and equally incredible demons and weak will. Why haven't you just gone and gotten yourself sorted out somewhere? I mean, you've got to see that you're not too capable of getting it started on your own. Get some help, and get to where you can control yourself. You owe it to yourself, and the I'm-sure-it'll-be-retro-fab follow-up to Back To Black.

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Now playing: Amy Winehouse - Rehab
via FoxyTunes

1 Comments:

Blogger Chunks said...

Oh Steverino, that was the best Weird Al Yankovic-ish tribute to the Wino I have ever seen!!! OMG! You should email this to her. Better yet, YouTube yourself singing it and it will get a million hits.

I love Back to Black. The bitch was supposed to tour Canada but guess what? She cancelled. Bummer.

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