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Saturday, September 22, 2007

What happens when you Google yourself? Well, depending on how you read that, it may mean sudden blindness, or kitten death by the hand of God. It may also mean something like this:

1. Type "[your name] needs" into Google and search. What's the first three websites you see?
Stephen needs to dump kristen because she reallydoesn't like him. ... Stephen needs an advocate at school to work with him on at least two occasions. ...
Starting with the big picture: Stephen needs a working plan that will be ...
Stephen Needs a Reality Check Every now and then I (yes, even I), come up with something at work that's just plain lame.

2. Type "[your name] is"....
Stephen is perhaps best known for his daily research newsletter, ...
They both proved that wrong, and Stephen is a wonderful success story. ... Stephen is difficult to understand at first. The film provides subtitles when he ...
Stephen is appearing at Third Monday thanks to an invitation from Brendan Hodgson. ... As co-founder of the Blogging Tories, Stephen is arguably one of the ...

3. Type "[your name] likes"....
Stephen likes Clock Suckers: Game Over July 26, 2007. Stephen likes Ferrell Strength Coach July 09, 2007. Stephen likes Dramatic Chipmunk July 07, 2007 ...
Reason: "Stephen likes the tug of the philosophical, and he seemed amused by the notion that universes are simply one of those things that happen from time ...
Stephen: likes Kristin, Gabriella, Gretchen and LC and is BFFE with Trey and Dieter.

4. Type "[your name] wants"....
Stephen wants you to solve this equation: ?. 5. k=1. 1. k. =. x. 5! for x.
Stephen Wants You to Want Him.
Stephen wants to be Appy Hammer.

5. Type "[your name] gets"....
Stephen Gets Punk’d.
Mike makes the cut, if this happens, Mike gets named to PC team, Stephen gets nothing (unless he wins PGA)
New Testament > Acts of the Apostles > Stephen Gets Stoned. Acts 6:8 Now Stephen was performing many signs and wonders among the people.

6. Type "[your name] says"...
Stephen says it all.
Stephen says: please Bryn says: no Stephen says: I don't NO WHAT IT IS ... Stephen says: omfg its soo cheesy Stephen says: k so what does /b/ measn ...
Stephen says: A buck a download, baby!

7. Type "[your name] does"....
Stephen does not prevent, diagnose, treat or cure disease.
See how Stephen does it...
Deceivin' Stephen Does it Again.

8. Type "[your name] eats"....
Harper And Colbert -- Which Stephen Eats Babies?
Is it wrong that when I saw this topic title I immediately wanted to reply "Stephen eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast?" ...
MySpace Profile - Stephen[eats yttrium for breakfast w/ no milk], 17 years old, Male, Lanark, , UK, dick wheel and a spiraling cow shooter.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I kid you not...

Colleen was exposed to drugs and alcohol in utero. Her physical development is similar to other children her age. Colleen needs support to do some of her schoolwork, and her grade level is a bit behind her same-age peers.

Colleen needs orgasms. PLAYBOY bunny Colleen told Chris she’s going to lock herself in a hotel room and have 30 orgasms in a row as soon as she leaves Love Island.

Type your name in a search engine like this: “Colleen needs” and see what Google divines for you.

I think I'll quit while I'm ahead...

2:17 am  

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