Not far from my house is this local community church thingy. They have a tall, lit sign on the road, and it always has a funny saying on both sides. I swear, people are joining up there just because the sign's so gosh darn funny. A day or two ago, they changed the sign (changes about every week), but both sides of it, I think, are sending a different message this week:

"God is at the end of your rope."

"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help."

Is it just me, or are they sending out the wrong message?