Oh, the things that come out of children's mouths. I've got two good ones for you today:

1. A grade three student explaining to me how tall her mother is... "She's up to here," which was barely taller than herself, which I told her ws too short. "Well, she's up to there maybe (reaching higher)... I'm up to her boob!"

2. A grade one student, getting very mad at someone in a higher grade on the playground... "I'm gonna squeeze your wiener!"

That's right up there with the kid last year (who that last quote was directed at, interestingly enough) who exclaimed to an older girl that had kicked or thrown a ball into his groin... "I'm going to punch you in the vagina!"

I wouldn't be too surprised if the area had a huge population decline in about 10-20 years. Nothin' but mashed privates!